Spanish Tongue-Twisters

• Donde digo «digo», no digo «digo», sino digo «Diego»
  Where I say 'I say', I don't say 'I say', but I say 'Diego'

• Paco Peco chico rico
  
  Insultaba como un loco
  
  A su tio Federico
  
  Y este dijo
  
  Poco a poco
  
  Paco Peco poco pico
  Paco Peco, the rich kid, insults his uncle Fredrick like crazy and he (Frederick) says, "Little by little, Paco Peco hurts me less."
  
  

• Como poco coco como, poco coco compro.
  Since I don't eat many coconuts, I don't buy many coconuts.
  
  

• Debajo del puente de Guadalajara hay quatro guadalajarios que guadalajéan debajo del agua.
  Under the bridge of Guadalajara there are four people from Gaudalajara who are ""guadalajazing"" under the water.
  
  

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  ¿Qué tipo de comida comistes? La comida que comí era de tal comida que quiero comer toda la comida como la comida que comí.
  What kind of food did you eat? The food that I ate was such a food that I want to eat all the food like the food that I ate.
  
  

• Dime cuantos cuentos cuentas cuando cuentas cuentos.
  Tell me how many stories you tell when you tell stories.
  
  

• Pedro Pablo Pérez Pinto Prieto,
  Pinta puertas por poco precio,
  Para poder pasar por Perú
  Por el Partido Popular.
  
  Pedro Pablo Perez Pinto Prieto
  Paints doors for little money
  So he can cross over to Peru,
  For the Popular Party.
  
  

• Como quieres que te quiera si al que quiero no me quiere como quiero que me quiera.
  How do you want for me to love you when the one I love doesn't love me like I want him to love me.
  
  

• Una marranita pescuesiculicrespita, pario siete marranitos pescuesiculicrespitos. El que los despesiculicrespare buen despesiculicrespador seré?
  A pig with frizzy neck and frizzy tail gave birth to seven pigs with frizzy necks and frizzy tails.
  

• Pepe Pecas pica papas con un pico. Con un pico pica papas Pepe Pecas.
  Pepe Freckles pokes potatoes with a pick. With a pick pokes potatoes Pepe Freckles.
  
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• Pancha plancha con cuatro planchas. ¿Con cuantas planchas plancha Pancha?
  Pancha irons with four irons. With how many irons does Pancha iron? 

• El arzobispo de Constantinopla se quiere desarzobispoconstantinopolitanizar y el arzobispo que lo desarzobispoconstantinopolitanice buen desarzobispoconstantinopolitanizador será.
  The archbishop of Constantinople does not want to be the archbishop of Constantinople, and the archbishop who un-archbishop-of-Constantinople-izes him will be a good un-archbishop-of-Constantinople-izer.

• Tres tristes tigres tragan trigo en un trigal.
  Three sad tigers swallow wheat in a wheat field.

• Tres tristes tigres tragan trigo y se atragantan.
  Three sad tigers swallow wheat and they choke themselves.

• Pablito clavó un clavito. ¿qué clavito clavó Pablito?
  Pablito nailed a little nail. Which little nail nailed Pablito?

• Sobre el triple trapecio de Trípoli trabajaban, trigonométricamente trastrocados, tres tristes triunviros trogloditas, tropezando atribulados contra trípodes, triclinios y otros trastos triturados por el tremendo tetrarca trapense.
  Over the triple trapeze of Tripoli there worked, trigonometrically switched over, three sad troglodyte triumvirs, afflictedly bumping into tripods, triclinia and other gear crushed by the terrible Trappist tetrarch. Probably by Ramón del Valle Inclán

• María Chuzena techaba su choza y un techador que por allí pasaba le dijo: «Maria Chuzena, ¿tú techas tu choza o techas la ajena? — No techo mi choza, ni techo la ajena; yo techo la choza de María Chuzena» dijo Maria Chuzena al techador que por allí pasaba.
  Maria Chuzena was repairing her hut's roof, and a roof repairman that was passing by asked her: "Maria Chuzena, do you repair your hut's roof, or do you repair another person's?" "I don't repair my hut's roof or another person's; I repair Maria Chuzena's roof," said Maria Chuzena to the roof repairman who was passing by.

• Pedro Perez Pereira, pobre pintor Portugues, empaca poquitas copitas en poquitos paquetes para poder partir para Paris.
  Pedro Perez Pereira, a poor Portuguese painter, packs a few cups in a few packets in order to travel to Paris.

• Pedro Perico Pereira, pobre pintor Portugués, pinta paisajes preciosos, por poca plata y papel.
  Pedro Perico Pereira, a poor Portuguese painter, paints beautiful ladscapes for little money and paper.
• A,E,I,O,U el burro sabes mas que tu
• A,E,I,O,Uthe burro know more than you
• No quiero oro,
• ni quiero plata
• yo lo que quiero es quebrar la  piñata
• I don't want gold,
  nor do I want silver.
  What I want
  is to break the piñata